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Old Dec 11, 2005, 01:18 AM // 01:18   #1661
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*shoves bottles down my throat*
*12 hours later has a very large bunghole*
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Old Dec 11, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59   #1662
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*kicks the living shit out of green booger for being an asshole
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 12:44 AM // 00:44   #1663
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*joins in the fun and kicks green booger*
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #1664
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*I'm back again*

*Pull out my chaos axe and tie a blind-fold on my head*

*ok.. who want to bet 1k that i can hit this bottle blind-folded?*

*anyone*

*Cast cyclone axe*
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 12:51 AM // 00:51   #1665
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*yawns smashes skulkcrasher's head with said bottle*
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 12:56 AM // 00:56   #1666
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*ouch... you dumbass*

*contact A-Net support for abuse*

*ehhe. wait till Gaile Gray get here again to smite you*

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Old Dec 14, 2005, 01:06 AM // 01:06   #1667
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*shrugs and smashes skulk with another beer bottle*
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 09:39 PM // 21:39   #1668
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orders some nachos
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #1669
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*In strolls a green misty blur*

The wispy green dude snaps his fingers and time stops…

Greene goes straight to work, even though there was plenty of time. He didn’t want to miss the new reality show They All Died.

He sets a geothermal nuclear chimichanga (with death bean shrapnel and napalm hot sauce) in the center of the room – calmly sets time for .000001 seconds and flips switch.

*Out strolls a green misty blur.

As he drives past over the state line, Greene snaps his finger again. In his mirrors, he sees a very large stinky mushroom cloud.

Meanwhile, back at the bar – the chimi goes poof, the beans hit everyone (in all dimensions and hidey holes) for 2 points penetrating damage and 2,000,000 points bad gas (ewwww). Sorry folks, one bathroom and no time to wait!!!

Oh, Greene regrets to inform ya that he wasn’t carrying a rez. Sorry. lol
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Old Dec 14, 2005, 10:26 PM // 22:26   #1670
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* pulls out gay i pwnd you's eyes out and fries them then throws them at his face and then take a crowbar and stick it up his a$$ and yells "FIELD FAIRY"
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 12:00 AM // 00:00   #1671
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orders more nachos
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 12:08 AM // 00:08   #1672
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*sneaks some of divnity's nachos*
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 02:29 AM // 02:29   #1673
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*Screams as beer sprays out of his ears*
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 02:30 AM // 02:30   #1674
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*sits down drinks beer*
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 04:05 AM // 04:05   #1675
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*lights beer on fire*
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 04:25 AM // 04:25   #1676
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*Falls down in puddle of unknown substance*
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 05:38 AM // 05:38   #1677
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eewww... Night, didja have to fall in my urinal?
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 03:30 PM // 15:30   #1678
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*sips beer, turns slowly making sure not to make eye contact, sees chaos turns back around slowly, sips beer*
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:53 AM // 04:53   #1679
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*refurbishes all of the bar room for the new year*
*Candy Canes on the wall, with .308s flanking the sides*
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 05:55 AM // 05:55   #1680
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YA MORE BEER!! *drinks more*
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